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how clean is
your booty?

meet bidetbalm

The original, all-natural bum cleansing balm

a new way to tidy your tushy

Toilet paper just moves poop around, bidets just rinse you, wet wipes are effective but come at a cost to plumbing, the environment and your skin.

BidetBalm is the new solution to bathroom hygiene! It’s like a facial cleansing balm for your butt.

Use less toilet paper AND get a better clean with all-natural BidetBalm. To learn more check out our FAQs.

“Toilet paper moves sh*t, but it doesn’t remove it. You wouldn’t shower with a dry towel; why do you think that dry toilet paper cleans you?”

“Using paper to cleanse the anus makes as much sense, hygienically, as rubbing your body with dry tissue and imagining it removes dirt.”

Rose George, Author
The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World
of Human Waste and Why It Matters

ditch the dry toilet paper

Let’s face it – toilet paper alone just doesn’t cut it. Those perforated squares of 40-grit sandpaper can wreak havoc on your tushy after nature calls.

And if that’s all you use, no judgment here but you’re likely walking around with a layer of doodoo between your cheeks that TP helped spread around.

Clean and soothe that dirty derrière by adding a light schmear of BidetBalm to your toilet paper before your final wipe.

other options?

What about those “flushable” wipes? Pretty convenient but they’re terrible on plumbing, the environment and your delicate pooper (ask any plumber, waste water treatment operator or gastroenterologist)!

If you use a bidet, you’re ahead of the game. They’re better than wet wipes or TP alone but, at the end of the day, bidets just rinse you. If a bird pooped on you, you wouldn’t just rinse, so why just rinse after pooping?  🤯

Try all natural BidetBalm for your at home or on-the-go “go”. Get confidently clean while using less TP to get the job done.

ditch the dry toilet paper

Let’s face it – toilet paper alone just doesn’t cut it. Those perforated squares of 40-grit sandpaper can wreak havoc on your tushy after nature calls.

And if that’s all you use, no judgment here but you’re likely walking around with a layer of doodoo between your cheeks that TP helped spread around.

Clean and soothe that dirty derrière by adding a light schmear of BidetBalm to your toilet paper before your final wipe.

other options?

What about those “flushable” wipes? Pretty convenient but they’re terrible on plumbing, the environment and your delicate pooper (ask any plumber, waste water treatment operator or gastroenterologist)!

If you use a bidet, you’re ahead of the game. They’re better than wet wipes or TP alone but, at the end of the day, bidets just rinse you. If a bird pooped on you, you wouldn’t just rinse, so why just rinse after pooping?  🤯

Try all natural BidetBalm for your at home or on-the-go “go”. Get confidently clean while using less TP to get the job done.

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