want a cleaner booty?

Swirl a light coating of BidetBalm onto clean toilet paper to use on your final wipe. BidetBalm removes any leftover residue without the need to aggressively rub your butt clean.

Use less toilet paper AND get a better clean with BidetBalm.

One tin lasts an average daily pooper two months. 

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ditch the dry toilet paper

Let’s face it – toilet paper alone just doesn’t cut it. Those perforated squares of 40-grit sandpaper can wreak havoc on your tushy after nature calls.

And if that's all you use, no judgment here but you're likely walking around with a layer of doodoo that's been spread around by old-fashioned TP.

Clean and soothe that dirty derrière by adding a light schmear of BidetBalm to your toilet paper before your final wipe.

got the itchies?

Did you know: both over- and under-cleaning can cause itchy butt? Clean and soothe your delicate pooper AND break the cycle of irritation with BidetBalm.

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like a bidet in your pocket

Sure bidets are effective but access in the US is still rare, and even if you have one at home, you’re 💩 out of luck if you’re at work, traveling or on walkabout.

And what about those “flushable” wipes? Pretty convenient but they're terrible on plumbing, the environment and your bootyhole (ask any plumber, waste water treatment operator or gastroenterologist)!

Try all natural BidetBalm for you at home or on-the-go "go". It's next best thing to washing with soap and water, and you’ll use less TP to get the job done.