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BidetBalm is the original, all-natural bum cleansing balm, a new concept in bathroom hygiene. It lifts away what dry toilet paper leaves behind. Made with light, easily absorbed oils, it leaves no greasy residue.

Applied with toilet paper during your final wipe, BidetBalm gently soothes and cleanses your bum after nature calls, so you can use less TP and still feel confidently clean.

Anyone with a gluteus maximus. Check all that apply. Chances are you’re more than one.

• a clean freak. For those seeking a cleaner clean. Mission: immaculate.
• green at heart. For anyone who wants a wet wipe alternative that’s kinder to the environment.
• always on the go. The office, public restrooms, the great outdoors. Pooping outside your comfort zone just got a lot more comfortable.
• feeling cheeky. Date night or a spontaneous weekend away. Feel fresh and confident, whenever the mood strikes.
• a little sensitive. For sensitive tushies that dry toilet paper rubs the wrong way. Especially on the days your gut has other plans.
• a new mama. Postpartum can leave your bum extra sensitive. BidetBalm adds a gentle glide to every wipe.

Ditch the dry toilet paper! Swirl a light coating of BidetBalm onto fresh toilet paper and use it to finish up. It lifts away leftover residue without aggressive wiping.

Save some trees (use less TP), save your strength (no muscle needed), and save your delicate pooper (be kind to your behind).

Party rules apply: no double-dipping. Use fresh TP for every swirl.

If you use a bidet: Congrats! You’re ahead of the game. Bidets are known to clean better than toilet paper alone, but not everyone has easy access. Even if you’ve installed one at home, you’re out of luck when nature calls while you’re away (at work, at your honey’s pad, running errands, on safari... you get the gist). And while you need to wipe dry after a bidet to remove moisture, which can contribute to tissue breakdown and bacterial overgrowth, BidetBalm cleans without water, so it leaves no trace moisture behind.

If you use flushable wipes: Your intentions are good, but you’re really doing a disservice to plumbing, the environment and your bootay. “Flushable” wipes still cause plumbing problems because they don’t readily disintegrate. Even wipes engineered to break down can get stuck right after flushing, once they hit a 45-degree angle in the pipes. The consensus from plumbers and municipal wastewater treatment plants is that nothing but toilet paper should be flushed. BidetBalm is the wet wipe alternative you’ve been looking for.

If you just use toilet paper: No judgment here, but you’re likely walking around with a layer of doodoo that’s been spread around by old-fashioned toilet paper. TP spritzed with water, or doused in foams and sprays, is definitely better than dry TP alone, but poop contains fats, and we all know water and oil don’t mix, so some fecal matter gets left behind. It’s a basic rule of chemistry: like dissolves like. It takes oil to lift oil, and that’s exactly what BidetBalm does. It’s science.

Every ingredient is conscientiously sourced and the formula is designed to be gentle on delicate skin. That said, everyone’s skin is different. Please check the full ingredient list before you try it, and if you’re allergic or sensitive to any of the ingredients, skip it. If you notice any irritation, stop using it. Pregnant, postpartum, or healing from a procedure? Check with your doctor before trying any new product.

A little goes a long way. Since you only need a light swirl on the toilet paper for your final wipe, one tin lasts a typical daily pooper 3+ months. Individual results may vary.